Look, Cletus, them's the bahks th' ambiggusly gay duo dun rode all th'way frum San Franciscah...  

Victory tank reflecting the Victory Logo. 

Ummmm... yeah, right, it's the watercooled Indian... yeah, that's the ticket... Kawasaki Drifter trying to be American. 

Turns out it's in the same mini-mall as the spine injury and pain center. How fitting. 

Hell has been found. It exists in Spirit Lake, Iowa. 

How To: Building a BlueSniper Rifle – Part 1 : TomsNetworking :

How To: Building a BlueSniper Rifle - Some inventive geeks have built a Bluetooth Sniper Rifle capable of recognizing Bluetooth devices from a mile away. The fact that the hardware to do this is extremely low-powered and small means that Bluetooth "Land Mines" are also a possibility. I've been thinking about getting a bluetooth phone... now I'm not as sure.